Cool or Cold? First meeting opening lines that bomb


“Stanley Single” ( 47, Engineer, never married, lives in Richmond)  is convinced that the sillier the question, the more interested a woman will be. Really? He claims women love these “Openers.”

Here are his Top Five Most Clever Opening Lines

  1. What do you like best about being single?
  2. What is the wackiest gift you have ever received or gifted someone?
  3. Who was the first person you kissed?
  4. Do you stir your coffee clockwise or counter clockwise?
  5. What is your favorite part of your body and why?

Stanley saves the last ice-breaker question for special women. He thinks his last query is golden:

If you were an alien and you could abduct any person on earth, who would you abduct and why?

The Ladies in the “hood” don’t think Stanley is funny at all

Sorry, Stanley Single – your Top Five are dull, dead ends. Silly may work some days….however, goofy is not always the solution.



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