Sleeping – Sex and the Single Girls

photo_10108_20090419roseAre you in the mood for love: sleep or sex? Can you have it all?

Sleep

Women are generally pre-disposed to comfort; we have a penchant for sensual fabrics: lofty, light, down comforters and pillows- lots and lots of pillows.

While we may not count sheep – we count threads. If a sheet doesn’t have a 300+ thread count and isn’t 100% Egyptian cotton – you will hear a rousing, “Next!”

There is also a love for coverlets, quilts and duvets, throw, blankets – we aspire to layers of ultimate softness and Warm Things https://warmthingsonline.com

“Warmth, all designed to cocoon one into the sweetest of dreams.”

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It is no mystery: Women love fresh flowers, fresh sheets, candlelight, music, mystery, massage, merriment… 

What is a Buzzkill?

A True Romantic Buzzkill is an unmade bed, scratchy sheets, “not-fresh” sheets, that cat in the corner staring, hard pillows, water beds, bunk beds, pictures of old sweethearts on the wall, any and all traces of old girl-friends /Ex’s. 

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Pillow Talk?  Caution: Amazon Prime – a joke or pillow Scam Sham?  Really,  who would buy a pillow for $11,000? So far, no one. Is this a loss leader? Hype? A Scam or a sham? Go figure.  Go ahead, look and gasp: Chooty & Co Luxe Polyester Throw Pillow $11,000

 Get Down, Get DownFact: Pacific Coast makes the best pillows and pillow beds. See Here

Finally: Lose Sleep over this Scam or Sham?   Ogallala Comfort Company 76-In x 80-In 800-Fill White Goose Hypo-Down Comforter, King  is $3400.00. Really?

 

 

Sex – What say you?

Sex is emotion in motion.     Mae West

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.     Marilyn Monroe

 A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.     Gloria Steinem

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.     Nora Ephron

Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?     Sue Johanson

Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.     Jack Kerouac

The way you make love is the way God will be with you.     Rumi

I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.     Russell Brand

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.      Andy Warhol

I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.   Mitch Hedberg

For Great Sex Advice-  Look for  books by Isadora Alman – once the High Priestess of Sex Advice in San Francisco – she was a risqué, tell it like it is – or should be –  Dr Ruth  before Dr Ruth.

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