Dear Mr Easter Bunny, Bring me a man….
Skip the chocolate drops, the Pink Peeps and the pastel jellybeans.
This year, cancel the marshmallow eggs and the yummy bonbons from See’s, Godiva and TCHO.
Bring me a man.
You get around. You know the score: 1.5 zillion single men and women in the United States are online- all hovering over their computer screens Match-ing, being Tinder, seeking Chemistry and Harmony. It is not all sweetness and light, Mr. Peter Cottontail.
No, not that white stuff and certainly not the high-fructose-corn-syrup stuff, either. I want real sugar, sweetheart.
I asked Mr. Sandman to bring me a dream.
I even asked Santa Claus (when it was a real Silent Night) to bring a bouquet of mistletoe and put Mr. McDreamy under my tree… And what did I get? Veritable coal is my stocking. Ouch!
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