Skirting the issue – No Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Skirting the Ugly Sweater

The invitation arrived the day before the neighborhood Christmas Party –        A classic invitation: Who, What, When,Where, and 

What not to Wear

The heavy, paper stock, embossed invite read:

No Ugly Christmas Sweaters Allowed

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...at this trendy Sausalito Party.

Unfortunately, I have a wide and wild assortment of eclectic Christmas sweaters from Peter Max, Ralph Lauren, Chloe, Kenzo, Burberry, and Bobbie Brooks.

I am rather famous for my collection.

In deference to the I-nvite…and armed with a glue gun, a bushel of Christmas bows from Costco, a stash of beautiful Christmas ribbon from The Ribboniere on Sacramento Street in San Francisco, I created a stunning Christmas Skirt for the event.

To say all eyes were on me – and that I was the talk of the town would be scandalous…yet, very accurate.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller

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