This is 50 – (the new, improved sequel to That was 40?)

MARCHThis is 50

50 prefers Ben Affleck, Kathryn Bigelow, Danny Boyle, to Judd Apatow.

50 prefers Billy Crystal to Seth MacFarlane

50 prefers the Verb Sequester to the Noun Sequester

50 knows calling a baby Apple, Purple ivy, Pumpkin or Chantilly is very 30.

50 has learned “there’s an outlet for that” is a better way to shop.

50 knows dancing Gangnam style is not a pretty sight at this stage and age.

50 knows piercing stilettos, ragin’ chunky-clunky boots or any pair of Jimmy Choo’s are as not comfortable as a pair of flats.

50 concludes Hillary C.and Madeleine A. did more than Rice, Powell, Shultz, and Christopher combined.

50 skips any headline with regard to Sheen, Lohan, Kardashian, or hemo-goblin-vampires.

50 likes Dustin Hoffman’s ‘Quartet”  a lot more than Tarantino’s “Django”

50 knows you can buy a $300 bottle of champagne, but why bother when there is Bev Mo.

50 knows the insecure default to snide, snarky and effete  – and, nice is better.

50 knows vegan is good  – vegetarian is easier.

50 remembers the need to dress outlandishly to garner attention.

50 thinks un dîner pour deux at Cyrus, Michael Mina, et al, for $400 is a true waste.

50 knows the NRA is not a membership, but is  the most corrupt lobby in our nation’s capital.

50 thinks the Super Bowl is a good reason for a party. So are the Rose Bowl, Orange Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, and Fiesta Bowl…

50 knows 80% of those sleek Rolls, Bentleys and Maserati’s are leased.

50 knows exercise is a drug and we inject daily.

50 knows Uggs are.

50 uses You Tube as a reference tool.

50 knows BOGO -buy one get one free -is the same as 50% off

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