50 prefers Ben Affleck, Kathryn Bigelow, Danny Boyle, to Judd Apatow.
50 prefers Billy Crystal to Seth MacFarlane
50 prefers the Verb Sequester to the Noun Sequester
50 knows calling a baby Apple, Purple ivy, Pumpkin or Chantilly is very 30.
50 has learned “there’s an outlet for that” is a better way to shop.
50 knows dancing Gangnam style is not a pretty sight at this stage and age.
50 knows piercing stilettos, ragin’ chunky-clunky boots or any pair of Jimmy Choo’s are as not comfortable as a pair of flats.
50 concludes Hillary C.and Madeleine A. did more than Rice, Powell, Shultz, and Christopher combined.
50 skips any headline with regard to Sheen, Lohan, Kardashian, or hemo-goblin-vampires.
50 likes Dustin Hoffman’s ‘Quartet” a lot more than Tarantino’s “Django”
50 knows you can buy a $300 bottle of champagne, but why bother when there is Bev Mo.
50 knows the insecure default to snide, snarky and effete – and, nice is better.
50 knows vegan is good – vegetarian is easier.
50 remembers the need to dress outlandishly to garner attention.
50 thinks un dîner pour deux at Cyrus, Michael Mina, et al, for $400 is a true waste.
50 knows the NRA is not a membership, but is the most corrupt lobby in our nation’s capital.
50 thinks the Super Bowl is a good reason for a party. So are the Rose Bowl, Orange Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, and Fiesta Bowl…
50 knows 80% of those sleek Rolls, Bentleys and Maserati’s are leased.
50 knows exercise is a drug and we inject daily.
50 knows Uggs are.
50 uses You Tube as a reference tool.
50 knows BOGO -buy one get one free -is the same as 50% off