Flirting with Pick Up Lines that sizzle…and fizzle

Pick Up Lines that Sizzle and Fizzle

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there were two, and only two, tried and true Pick Up Lines.

“Do you come here often?” and “What’s your sign” were once the Holy Grail of Pick Up lines. And they worked. Now, the bar has been raised at the bar, the cafe, studio and the courts. Everywhere. Remember: creativity breeds content.

Here are a dozen Pick Up Lines, including a clunker, a loaner, a groaner and a few fast ones.

1. Don’t I know you?

2. Have we met? Would you like to?

3. Sorry, I have to ask: how was heaven when you left it?

4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

5. Excuse me; if I followed you home, would you keep me?

6. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

7. Are you going my way?

8. Did we go to school together? I could swear….

9. Can I have directions? (“To where?”)To your heart.

10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And, whoa, I’m lost at sea.

11. Pardon me. Are you religious? Because you are the answers to all my prayers.

12. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

Try one or try them all – flirting is like oxygen. What do you have to lose? Have fun out there.

Under the speed limit? Send me your best lines: page.larkin@gmail.com

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